Dear Reader,
I am looking for a committee of established behavioral scientists, who
will award me the Ph.D. in behaviorism for my discovery and formulation
of the distinction between Sound Verbal Behavior (SVB) and Noxious
Verbal Behavior (NVB). Do you know someone who is courageous and sincere
enough to explore, verify and videotape this construct together with me
and say four or five others? The committee members first have to become
face book friends with me, then will have a skype conversation
with me and they will listen on Walden III to ALL the videos about SVB.
Also, they will have to sign a form, which states that although they
have read and watched a lot of my work, they don't know anything about
it, but are willing to learn about it from me!!! (During the
presentation it will all be very apparent why these precautions were
necessary and we will have a good laugh about it). Lastly, it is agreed
upon that at no time any questions will be asked about whether empirical
research was done or whether data was collected. Since the answer to
these questions is NO, there is no need to ask. Thus, it is agreed
beforehand that the Ph.D. will be solely rewarded for the investigation
of the speaking and listening behavior of those present, who will engage
together in a three hour long conversation. I am 100% serious about
this and look forward to hearing from you. Kind greetings from Maximus
Peperkamp in Chico CA USA.
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