En Nu,

 

En nu ga ik schrijven over wat er kan komen. Nee, het zijn geen dromen, maar ik laat het me overkomen, want het gaat zoals het wil gaan en zo kan ik het prima verstaan.

 

Nu is een begrip in mijn taal, waaruit ik iedere dag zo verbazingwekkend veel haal. Voor mij is dit heel normaal, want ik vind het abnormaal, dat een paal die boven water staat, niets meer zou betekenen. Toen wij nog voortvarend waren, was het ons wel heel duidelijk, dat onze moderne zogenaamde welvarendheid, helemaal niets met welvarendheid te maken heeft. Want waar stevenen wij op aan? Wij zijn al aan lager wal.

 

De maritieme oorsprong van veel Nederlandse zegswijzes is wellicht een goeie invalshoek, om niet aan de grond of op de klippen te lopen met onze onverantwoordelijke Ontlichaamde Taal (OT). Het is hoog tij(d) om OT, waar wij zo mee in onze maag zaten, overboord te zetten, uit te kotsen en zogezegd aan Neptunus te offeren.   

 

Met onze OT gaan wij keer op keer met elkaar aan de haal, maar in de werkelijkheid vertellen wij voor de zoveelste keer, een oud, onwaar, oninteressant verhaal. Wij krijgen met onze OT nooit antwoord op de vragen die wij hebben, omdat wij ons door anderen laten afschepen.

 

Wanneer wij OT overboord zetten, dan pas gaat het ons echt voor de wind, omdat wij met onze Belichaamde Taal (BT) in het er-varen van wat er nu aan de hand is veilig kunnen laveren. Als het getij verloopt, dan verzet men de bakens, want getijstromen veroorzaken geulen en ondieptes waar wij op vast zouden hebben kunnen lopen. Die geulen worden gemarkeerd door bakens en takken. Door sterke stormen en stromen – die in OT worden veroorzaakt, doordat wij niet naar onszelf luisteren terwijl wij spreken – is de situatie steeds aan verandering onderhevig. De geulen verlopen en de bebakening dient regelmatig aangepast te worden. Uiteraard is het zetten van die bakens, in onze geprekken, een kwestie van het blijven hebben van BT.

 

De gewoonte om OT te hebben, maakt dat wij niet in de gaten hebben wat er nu gebeurt. Ik heb BT en besef maar al te goed, dat het nodig is om alle hens aan dek te hebben, want ook al is dit nog de stilte voor de storm, die storm van onze rampzalige OT gaat komen en iedereen is nodig, om zogezegd het tij te keren en om BT te gaan hebben. Het gaat niet meer om het reven van zeilen of alles aan dek vastsjorren, maar om het kunnen hebben van BT, die van toepassing is op de enorme dreiging in wat er nu gebeurt.

 

Er was een tijd, waarin dingen gezegd werden, die waar waren. Die tijd breekt weer aan, als wij BT in plaats van OT gaan hebben. Nu is nog zo, dat wij een vlag op een stront-schuit zetten, omdat wij doen alsof OT een eerbiedwaardige zaak is. Men zette vroeger geen nationale vlag op een modder-schuit, omdat men dat ongepast vond. In OT doen wij elkaar en onzelf geloven in de belachelijke opvatting, dat wat wij zeggen en hoe wij het zeggen, bij elkaar zou passen, omdat wij het van elkaar en onszelf afdwingen.

 

Met OT kom jij nooit aan de bak, want het gaat in OT altijd over anderen. Je haalt altijd bakzijl in OT, je krabbelt altijd terug, want je krijgt de wind van voren, omdat je zeilen verkeert zijn gezet. Het gaat zogenaamd altijd alleen maar om wat je zegt, maar niet over hoe je het zegt. Je schip – wie je dus bent – verliest daardoor z’n vaart en door niet naar jezelf te luisteren, raak je helemaal je koers kwijt van wat voor jou van belang is. Je waait met alle winden mee – met wat er in OT wordt gezegd – in plaats van de wind – je taal – ten voordeel te gebruiken.

 

Vanwege OT wordt je snel oud en takel je gauw af, omdat je je eigen intelligentie – je taal – niet optimaal gebruikt. Een schip dat voor lange tijd niet vaart wordt afgetuigd en ontdaan van alle tuigage. Als jij jezelf niet echt bent en dus niet in je eigen vaarwater blijft, dan verwaterd jou passie.

 

Omdat wij niet erkennen, dat OT, net als storm, niet binnenin ons zit, maar alleen bestaat als de kracht, die woeste golven veroorzaakt, die ons schip – onze relatie – doet vergaan, raken wij buiten westen of verliezen wij het noorden en raken wij van koers. Ofschoon wij zeeen van tijd hebben, om onze horizon te verleggen en BT te onderzoeken, raken we gestrand en zijn we vast gelopen, omdat wij met OT altijd benepen zijn.

 

Indien wij ons slechts laten leiden door onze conditionering met OT, dan vangen wij bot, omdat het zogenaamde roeien met de riemen die wij hebben, altijd inhoudt, dat wij de bodem raken, waardoor die riemen uit onze handen worden gerukt. Met BT hebben wij positieve ervaringen bij de vleet, maar met OT krijgen wij telkens de kous op de kop. Iemand die na een vergeefse zeereis berooid terugkeerde, was zo arm, dat hij z’n kous als muts moest gebruiken.

 

Wij doen alsof OT okay is en wimpelen iemand zoals ik, die BT kent en heeft, telkens af. Het is schijnbaar niet nodig of mogelijk, om OT te stoppen en BT te hebben, maar dit afschepen gebeurt, omdat de beste stuurlui altijd aan wal staan. Alleen iemand als ik, die voortgaande BT heeft, weet hoe iedereen voortdurend elkaar de loef probeert af te steken en de wind uit de zeilen probeert te halen met kwaadaardige OT.

 

Er is met OT werkelijk geen land te bezeilen en al onze relatie problemen, ter land en ter zee, hebben te maken met hoe wij met onze taal omgaan. Een gestorven zeeman wordt met een, twee, drie, in Godsnaam, overboord gezet en zo is het voor de overledenen, driemaal scheepsrecht. We hebben met onze OT eigenlijk, in een keer, alles wat echt met onszelf te maken heeft overboord gezet, want onze taal past niet bij onze ervaring.

 

De problemen stappelen zich op en elke keer weer escaleert OT in argumenten, gevechten, oorlogen. Het loopt met OT de spuigaten uit. Deze uitdrukking verwijst naar vele zeeslagen die hebben plaatsgevonden, waarin het bloed van de gewonden langs het dek stroomde en zo de spuigaten uitliep. We gaan met OT allemaal het schip in, want wij nemen niet vrijwillig deel aan deze wilde vaart. Wij werden gepaaid met mooie beloftes, maar zijn in de boot genomen.

 

Met BT nemen wij het voortouw en laten wij ons niet afschrikken door angstaanjagenede leuzes als, hoe dichter bij Dort, hoe rotter het wordt. Met BT zullen wij onverschrokken alle zeven zeeen gaan bevaren en zodoende onze Taal Verlichting (TV) realiseren. Het betekent dat wij met voorgaande, er-varen BT al onze er-varingen op de juiste wijze kunnen verwoorden.

 

Wij hebben BT absoluut nodig, om niet ten onder te gaan in de maalstroom van het leven. Wij laten ons maar al te gemakkelijk meevoeren in het kielzog van anderen en daardoor raken wij kant nog wal, met onze er-varing, die niet op de juiste wijze door OT wordt weergegeven. Je kunt dus de wind niet veranderen, maar wel de stand van je zeilen. Het is echt kantje boord, dat je, ondanks je negatieve OT toch in deze haven van mijn blog bent aangeland. Hoezee! Hier heb je eindelijk vaste grond onder je voeten.

 

Ik hoop dat je niet met de noorderzon vertrekt, dat je onder de vlag van BT wilt varen, dat je het niet meteen over een ander boeg gooit en weer OT gaat hebben. Probeer eens jou roer in eigen handen te houden. Als het je eenmaal met BT voor de wind begint te gaan, dan ga je met een gevierde schoot zeilen. Met BT is het altijd ruimschoots zeilen geblazen, omdat jou zeil zo breed mogelijk uit gaat staan, zodat je zoveel mogelijk wind vangt. Ook zal je eindelijk met jou BT schoon schip gaan maken en alle ellende van je verleden met OT achter je laten. Met BT ben je niet meer tegen de keer in, omdat je kennis hebt jou emoties, de getijen. En nu, vaar wel! Een definitief afscheid van wie je geloofde te zijn met je onbewuste OT.

 Disappear Humor,

 

Peek-a-boo is a form of play with an infant, but disappear humor is the play of an adult, who is mature enough to laugh about him or herself, whenever he or she seemingly disappears into unconscious Disembodied Language (DL) and reappears in Embodied Language (EL). During the peek-a-boo game, the adult player hides his or her face and then, suddenly, pops back into view of the other, the infant player, while saying peek-a-boo. However, disappear humor is done alone, by one person, who – switching back and forth between DL and EL – delights in hearing the sound of his or her own reappearance of who he or she truly is.

 

Initially, we laugh – in EL – about the fact that we become conscious again, as we realize, we have been unconscious of ourselves during DL, but as we laugh more and more, because we remain conscious and are capable of continuing with our EL, we can recognize our ongoing EL as our Language Enlightenment (LE). Remarkably, at some point, we no longer seem to reappear, since we are no longer disappearing in our DL, that is, we don’t believe anymore, in who we believed to be from our conditioning history. This is such a relief. 

 

Surely, in dreadful DL, our so-called identity was always based on the assumption of inner language. We discover and acknowledge during our ongoing EL, that there is – and never was – any language inside of us, that our so-called covert private speech or our mind, was only a fantasy, an oral illusion, which was created by our DL. Similarly, to optical illusions, when your eyes and brain are tricked into seeing things, which are not really there, there can also be auditory illusions.

 

We generally believe, that auditory illusions are experienced by someone, who is – with our DL, is said to be – mentally ill, but when we refer to our imaginary mind, we talk about hearing a voice inside of us, while in reality, of course, no sound is made and nothing is really heard. The common auditory illusion, we call thinking, in which we habitually say, we hear something, which isn’t there and, then, supposedly, listen to what is said by our inner self or being, is equally false as the optical illusion, in which we seem to see things, which aren’t there, but which we are tricked into believing to be there.  

 

The difference between our DL and EL, is quite simple: in DL we don’t listen to ourselves while we speak, but in EL, we listen to ourselves while we speak. Consequently, in DL we imagine to be hearing all sorts of stuff inside of us and we say it is our thinking, because we don’t get to fully express ourselves with our real voice, which can be heard. Once we have EL, it is very clear – and we are forever grateful to Karine Jean-Pierre, the arrogant, obviously lying press-secretary of our hopefully soon to be gone, stupid Joe Biden – that our DL, in which we don’t listen to our own voice, while we speak, has tricked us into believing in inner language. This is a mistake of catastrophic psychological proportions, but here our disappear humor comes to the rescue. It is the solution to all the gas-lighting that is going on everywhere. 

 

Once we discover – with our EL, for ourselves and by ourselves, while enjoying our disappear humor – that our thinking or mind, is nothing else, but an auditory illusion - and, indeed, we have constantly believed in hearing something, which never was really there, in the first place, and, that we have based all our actions on a sound, which we didn’t and couldn’t hear, but which we believed to be hearing - we laugh whole-heartedly at the disappearance of this nightmare, which has kept all of mankind stuck, not in this imaginary mind, but in this horrific, automatic DL, the way of talking, which is causing and increasing all of our problems.

 

Only in DL, but never with EL, do we create and maintain the auditory illusion, which we have called our mind. In EL, we listen to ourselves, and we dispel the illusion, which permanently disappears, and this is our LE. It should be clear by now to the attentive reader – and to Karine Jean-Pierre, who hopefully informs our idiotic president Joe Biden about this phenomenal discovery – that during an auditory illusion, it is not someone’s brain, which is falsely interpreting its surrounding and distorting their perception of the world around them, but it is DL, the way of talking, in which we don’t listen to ourselves while we speak.

 

The peek-a-boo play has many variations and disappear humor is one of them, for grownups. You can hide behind a tree or hide your face behind your hand and say, where am I or ask, where is the baby? In EL, you say, instead of, I see you, I hear you, to yourself. Surely, there is no me and myself and this convoluted dual aspect of who I seemed to be finally disappears. Not coincidentally, peek-a-boo is considered – with our DL – as the fundamental structure of all good jokes, since we dominate, manipulate or surprise the expectation of others with our sound and words. In EL, we are not busy with others and that is why we speak naturally and effortlessly. To our great delight, who we really are, appears during EL. Our disappear humor, is about our EL, in which all our problems dissolve.                 

 Discovery Humor,

 

Due to our usual Disembodied Language (DL), we can’t help, but believe, that humor is always about making others laugh, but once we are able to have Embodied Language (EL) – after we have acknowledged the difference between our DL and EL – we discover, that our humor is not about others, but about ourselves. Moreover, our discovery humor is real humor and what we believed to be humor with DL, was boring nonsense.  

 

You will be very excited about your discovery and exploration of the humor, which is only about you. Such EL-humor always works, and, suddenly, everything is funny to you. During DL, humor is a nerve-wrecking, noisy, hyped-up, dumb affair, in which the so-called comedian is full of anxiety, stress and frustration, because he or she is always worried about whether the audience will laugh and find it funny. Such fear doesn’t exist in discovery humor, in which you enjoy how every word fits with your wellbeing.

 

Anyone who reads this may believe, that I am just making things up, but that belief indicates the habit, we all have, to engage in DL, in which we fabricate all sorts of bullshit, because we are not and we cannot be in touch with ourselves. So, in absence of being genuine and at ease, we fantasize weird shit and pretend that it is funny. However, I have ongoing EL and, in this writing, I discover my own humor. I am the one, who is having fun. I don’t care about your inability to have fun, because I am not responsible for you.

 

I know my discovery humor will get to you, in a way no other so-called humor has ever affected you. With the DL-humor, you are used to and have come to expect, you are overwhelmed by the verbal garbage someone is loudly spouting, but in my EL everything is cool, calm and gentle. Actually, you don’t even feel addressed, as it is not about you. You feel quite annoyed, because in discovery humor, you are not important. I am not important either and that is why it is funny.

 

Instead of feeling yanked around by sentences,  there is the discovery, that our language makes us disappear. Our old DL-tendency, to hang on to words, is laughable, as it no longer works. I am into discovery humor, because describing how I let go of my language is a great delight. I am sure you will overcome your discomfort, in the same way I did, by admitting, in your usual DL, you are always hanging on to your misery.

 

Supposedly, these words have to have the same meaning that you want to hear or read, but you know, they don’t and if you would read this out loud, you would hear yourself say what I wrote. I don’t claim to be sharing my discovery humor with you, as it cannot be shared, but you can have your own discovery humor, and then, we can both laugh together about our own humor.

 

Discovery humor is new, but our habit, to have DL, prevents us from being new. I have stopped my DL and these words derive from my ongoing EL, that is why they are so funny. This is another important aspect of discovery humor. With DL, we cannot laugh about logic, but in our EL, we discover, that our reasoning or our intelligence is the royal path to laughter. Perhaps, you have noticed, how – during DL – your phony laughter makes your rational tendency disappear? Well, in discovery humor – with EL – you feel that your rational tendency is your greatest asset.

 

During your ongoing EL, you inevitably stumble upon your Language Enlightenment (LE), which is the perplexing discovery of your own humor. During your imprisoning, negative, unconscious, energy-draining, stupid, effortful, unnatural DL, you always discounted your own reasoning, as a source of laughter. In essence, DL has convinced you, that you are only funny, if others find you funny, but your EL tells a very different story. In your EL, you will discover, that you are funny, because you find yourself funny, in exactly the same way, as I find myself funny, in this writing.      

 Where Humor?

 

Where is the humor? Somewhere, anywhere or is it nowhere to be found? You can’t look for it and find it, but you can say it and hear it. Only if you say it, can you hear it. When someone else is saying it, it isn’t as much fun, as when you say it. Actually, you aren’t saying, because you are so used to someone else saying it. You don’t say it, because you believe, that you aren’t funny.

 

Where were you, when you were laughing and what were you saying? Once you laugh about yourself, not being funny enough, is no longer holding you back. You just need to find a place where you can talk out loud with yourself and laugh as much as you want. If you go that same place again and again, just to laugh, you begin to notice, just being in that place will make you laugh. It is so nice, inspiring and comfortable to have such a place, where you have always fun.

 

Language is a funny thing, because it is a place where can always enjoy yourself. It cannot be predicted, whether you will be laughing at the beginning or at the end of a sentence, but there comes a point, where suddenly it is funny. May be, you need to write two or three sentences or four, to let yourself know, that there is nothing to laugh about and tell yourself, that in the next sentence, you are going to say something funny. Surprisingly, that is where your laughter breaks through. You somehow predicted your laughter.

 

Avoid those places in your language, where you don’t feel like having any fun. You know exactly where those dreadful places are. If you stay in those places, you can’t laugh, so your language has to get going, to bring you somewhere else. Pick yourself up, where it wasn’t any fun and start saying or writing something. You can ask yourself, why you aren’t having any fun? Don’t stop asking until you have given a funny answer.

 

There are wonderful places, where you can be alone with yourself, because you create them with your words. Your being wants those words to continue. Don’t stop speaking or writing, just continue, otherwise you remain where you are. It is your language which keeps you in that happy place, where truth itself is revealed as your laughter. It doesn’t matter where you have been. Surely, you were, for a long time, in the wrong place with your language, because you didn’t and couldn’t laugh. What matters is that you are there or get there, where your humor happens.

 

Having fun by yourself and being able to laugh  about yourself, is where your life becomes more interesting. You were always so boring, sad, dull and frustrated, before you paid attention to the four dimensions of your language, but now you know where to get energy. Speaking, listening, writing and reading are the four realms, where the fun never stops, because this is where you can be totally yourself. Moreover, you can listen to yourself while you speak or you can read while you write. The fun part is, where you hear yourself laugh about what you say or where you read about your own intelligence and wisdom.  

 

With your own language, you get yourself back on track, as you notice, where you went off the rails. Rather than moving away from where and when that happened, you bring yourself there where you can say, what you need to do, to not let that happen again. You have fun, where, in the past, you were having nothing but problems and drama, which you now prevent with your own words. You know who you are, when your language describes where you are with yourself.

 

You can get to where you had always wanted to go with your language. Your effortless humor is about the place where you delight in your own self-knowledge. You know where you are going because you are in charge and you know your goal, which is always achieved. No more time and energy are wasted with not knowing where you are going and being in places, where there was nothing positive happening for you. Your correctly used words create the order, where you can live up to your potential and blossom.

 

In closing, here are a couple of where-jokes. Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years?... Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening… Where do atheists donate their money? Non-Prophet Organizations…Where do pirates get their hooks? The secondhand store... If all the dogs go to heaven, where do all cats go? To purrgatory...Where do suicide bombers go after they die? Everywhere...Where do you park your camel? The Camelot…Where is happiness made? At the satisfactory…Where does a spy sleep? Under covers…

 Intensity Humor,

 

The humor which comes from our Embodied Language (EL) is not anything like the so-called humor we produce with our usual Disembodied Language (DL). People with DL can’t stand the humor of EL, because it slows them down. The fake-humor of DL is overwhelming and hyped-up, because in DL everyone is insensitive, dull and rough. Only extreme, exaggerated crap gets any attention. However, EL humor is mellow, kind, relaxed and peaceful, but people with DL can’t recognize it. Sometimes EL gets loud, because of the intensity of the person, who laughs at him or herself. Yes, laughing at ourselves is the best. 

 

Since there is so very little EL, there is only very little real humor going around. This is the reason we hardly laugh. The person, who doesn’t know the difference between their own DL and EL, cannot laugh about someone, like me, with EL. Only when they have stopped their own DL, can they laugh about my EL. Of course, our EL goes directly to the core of everything and, therefore, has its own intensity. To cut through all the DL-crap needs something sharp. It is the sound of the speaker’s voice, which has this necessary effect. Few people know, our tongue actually works like a whip, when we articulate our words clearly. In EL each word is articulated in the front of the mouth, so it is clear what the speaker says. In DL, by contrast, our voice is in the back of our mouth, because we are holding ourselves back, we are defensive and uptight.

 

When a person is drunk, he or she slurs and speaks with a thick tongue and when someone engages in DL, one is also drunk, but on words. Fixation on words is why we don’t listen to ourselves while we speak. We engage unconsciously in DL, in which we get carried away by what we say, and we don’t pay any attention to how we say it. The intensity of our voice is in its ability to express something which is true for all of us, something universal. Obviously, this has to do with being authentic and, we relate to it, as we can all be truly ourselves.     

 

We all know, that varying our voices when we speak, can express sarcasm or emotion and this can even change the meaning of what we are saying. We do this all the time during DL, when we try to sound nice, certain, strong, kind, interested, polite, knowledgeable, sincere, respectful, careful, happy, truthful, careless, motivated or open. During EL, however, we never try to sound like this or like that, as we simply sound how sound, when we are not trying to sound in any particular kind of way. It is this effortless quality of naturalness, which makes our voice have an intensity, which cannot be acted.   

 

I rather talk about the intensity of our speech, than use the academic word prosody or refer to the musical quality of speech. Music is not, as they say, the universal language, because only our EL is. In every language there is mostly DL and only a tiny bit of unconscious, accidental, brief EL. Our enthrallment with music, poetry, arts, sports, but also, with science, religion, politics, psychology, philosophy, science and economics, has distracted us from our ability to have EL. In fact, all of these presumably important activities are the replacement of real human interaction. In EL, we for the first time use our language correctly, as we realize our Language Enlightenment (LE). Yes, and once we have ongoing EL and become established in our LE, many things that kept us busy are unimportant.

 

Laughter and humor are inescapably tied to our vulnerability. Surely, we aren’t laughing as much as we could, because we fear that the intensity of humor changes our status. In DL, there is and there can only be, fake laughter, which is always preceded by a shift of status relative to others. During EL, on the other hand, nothing happens in comparison to others. Letting go - of control and fear - is irrelevant in EL and our genuine humor is always about ourselves and about that we are all, due to our history of conditioning, in the same DL-boat, which is sinking. Laughter might actually have evolved as a way of letting others know, that we basically all share the same vulnerabilities. 

 

In DL, we prefer to only talk about our status or rank, but in EL, we have no problem talking about our feelings, experience or our vulnerability. It is funny, in DL, we remain busy with others, but in EL, we finally can attend to who we are. This is the intensity of our EL, where we use our language correctly and speak about ourselves. We haven’t been able to do so, as we couldn’t speak about ourselves, as long as we were still concerned about the punitive, hurtful, negative opinions of others.  

 

In DL, the less vulnerable people are, the higher their status, but the more difficult or dangerous it is, to laugh about their disgusting, despicable, stupid behavior. There’s nothing new about the irrefutable fact, that the more vulnerable, have, historically, always been able to laugh much more, and they, definitely, have had more fun, than those who supposedly had a higher status. When a child screams, that the emperor has no clothes, all adults hear the truth, regardless of their so-called phony beliefs. This is the innocent intensity of EL.

 

With their usual DL, evolutionary psychologists continue to reason, that low-status individuals risk falling short of the basic requirements for reaching adulthood and propelling their genes into the distant future. However, only with EL, do we become high status – that is, free – individuals, who are least affected by potential obstacles in their physical and social environment. It is only because of our usual, unconscious, DL, that we view our vulnerability – our sensitivity – as the criterion, due to which we are programmed, to be keenly sensitive to even slightest change of status, both our own and others. Our attention keys in on any minor deviation from the status quo – such as the switch from DL to EL – however we might unknowingly define that state of affairs. Humor, the capacity to express or perceive what is funny, is used as a false means to cope with what is difficult and stressful. The fact is, we don't deal with anything in DL-humor, as we are merely distracted from who we really are. We have yet to account for the common fallacy, that our so-called humor helps us to cope with the difficult situations and stressful events which are part of our daily life. It is because we don't know how to stop our automatic, unnatural DL, that we exaggerate the supposed value of humor. 

 Dementia Humor,

 

Joe Biden isn’t funny and neither is anyone with dementia. However, there is the reason, why democrats are laughing at Joe Biden. He is their leader, making their crazy ideas come true. Joe Biden – you got that? Yes, Joe Biden – has some great advantages, which are very clear – yes, very clear. Thank you, Karine Jean-Pierre, for repeating that – if you consider the humor of it or rather the absence of it. 

 

With Joe Biden you can laugh at the same lies – which are, of course, jokes – again and again. Actually, the fun keeps getting better. I really love to hear his adoring wife say what a wise man he is. I’ve heard – I don’t know if it is true, but, where there is smoke there is fire – that, according to her, Joe has so much fire in his belly, that when he is horny, smoke is coming out of his ass, he farts while doing the thing. Perhaps this is just gossip, but she stated that she rather dies by committing suicide, than to have dementia, as she would never want to place the burden on her incapable, needy, whiny husband. Then, Joe had a good moment and answered her in his usual irritated manner: honey, this is the fifth time you are telling me. 

 

I don’t know the source of this news, but it was reported, Joe Biden was at the doctor’s office, together with two other older men, to take a memory test. One of the questions was: how much is three times three? The doctor checked the answers. The first man answered: 274. The second man answered: Tuesday. The third one – which was Joe Biden – answered: nine. Pleasantly surprised, he got a correct response, the doctor said: great Mr. President, but how did you get that answer? Joe Biden answered: I simply subtracted 274 from Tuesday. The doctor asked: is it hard for you to live with dementia? Joe Biden said: well, I believe it is, but quite frankly, I can’t remember, I’m not kidding. 

 

Joe Biden said, he was trying to tell a joke, but he kept saying: I forgot how it ended. Someone asked him: what was the joke? I guess, I forgot, but I am pretty sure, it either ended with, I’m not joking or I’m not kidding, one of these two. They asked Karine Jean-Pierre, for clarification and she mechanically repeated: the president has been very clear. Then, Jill Biden came to Joe Biden’s defense, by saying how much she loved him, when for sniffing her arm-pit. It was a real family drama, when Jill Biden suddenly started laughing hysterically. Somehow things were too much for her and she ranted for about an hour about Joe Biden’s lies about her son’s Hunter Biden’s lap-top, which was very real. Karine Jean-Pierre couldn’t save the day and said robotically, as she does every day: the president has been very real.

 

Nothing of all of this malarky - I mean it, it's for real man - has anything to do with Embodied Language (EL) and Disembodied Language (DL) isn’t even funny and anyone who reads this, will have to admit, that saying you are not kidding so often sounds suspicious, to say the least. This is what happens, when Joe Biden goes off script. This is his handler’s worst nightmare. Cranky, old, mediocre men like him need to rest a lot and need a safe environment, but Jill Biden exploits every last stroke, that will eventually break Kamala Harris's back. Meanwhile there is also the thing. No, not the constitution, but the thing, you know, the country we live in. 

 

Joe Biden wants America and the whole world to believe what a great man he is and that he should always get a pass for his plagiarized opinion, that humor, not only helps us deal with our problems, but, more importantly, it helps maintain our dignity. According to Joe Biden, it is especially someone like him, who doesn’t have any dignity, who needs sick humor to stimulate him. While Joe Biden is correct in saying, that there is no inner language, there is nothing there – there – he hasn't stopped his annoying DL, which is written on his ugly face.

 

It can’t be easy dealing with this demented fool and the truth isn’t helping, because the wires in his brain have stopped connecting a long time ago. They say, you either use it – your brain – or you lose it, but Joe Biden’s language is so out of touch with his experience, that he believes his constantly gas-lighting wife, who says he is doing great. He never really did great or was great, but this failed mother, who is Jill Biden, saw and smelled Joe Biden’s true evil potential and was determined to take advantage of him. She is the gold-digger and none of the millions they got by influence-peddling help anyone. In case, the reader wonders: where the hell is all of this going? Well, where do you believe this is going? It’s not going anywhere. America is living through the hell of Joe, Jill and Hunter Biden. It is a typical dysfunctional family, but definitely a crime-family. It is certainly not All-In-The-Family about which we could all laugh. Archie Bunker is rolling in his grave. While we are living in the age of meatheads, who have theirs heads up their asses. They can’t laugh, I’m not kidding.

 

Laughter is not – as the wicked Biden family would want us to believe – the best medicine, but EL is. EL, of course, is not medicine, it is the sound of our voice, which stimulates our brain. There is nothing humorous about dementia. If we just listen to Joe Biden’s voice, everyone can hear the sound of his real anger and frustration, fake-kindness, acted-passion and hardly hidden arrogance and contempt. The American voters are not care-givers, trying to give a good life to the person who is afflicted with the dementia disease. 

 

Joe Biden may be the worst president to have ever existed, his dumb demeanor inadvertently elicits laughter, which triggers the release of pleasure-inducing chemicals in the brain. And, in doing so, Joe Biden, who began his service as president as the uniter, provides much-needed leadership in stimulating the brains of people, to function at a minimal level, so that he and his administration can bring the country to ruin.

 

Joe Biden’s humor – I’m not kidding – certainly challenges, as much as possible, the imaginary minds of the people, but not of We the People. Joe Biden is part of a group, which is growing in its influence every day. Currently, there are more than 5 million Americans, who have progressive dementia and it is predicted, as the baby-boomers age, that number will more than triple by mid-century. While, luckily, Joe Biden keeps reminding us, that he is not joking, he is able to make us laugh and create some distance and relief from the stress that is caused by his demanding needs, which, as our hostile Karine Jean-Pierre agrees, are very clear. Nurse Jill Biden, who, is appreciated by some so much, that she is called, doctor Jill – bless her tiny heart – stated: if I didn’t laugh behind Joe Biden’s back, I would be crying every day. I believe her.   

 

Real research – I’m not kidding – has shown that dementia encompasses various different symptoms of cognitive decline – Karine Jean-Pierre, who deserves credit for this, has been very clear and upfront about this – which are evident in Joe Biden’s speech. Researchers believe dark humor can be a significant symptom and one of the early signs of dementia. Treatments can offer tremendous benefits to people, who have an altered sense of humor due to dementia. There is still hope for Joe Biden. Dark humor, also known as black comedy or morbid humor, is a style of comedy that some people might find distasteful or consider off-limits, as it aims to make light of subject matters people may consider severe or painful to discuss. However, here we see the usual justification for DL and more of the same.

 

DL is ineffective speech – just so you know, I’m not kidding – which may, one day, be identified as the cause of dementia. Therefore, if there is, as these researchers suggest, a link between dark humor and dementia, there also has to be a link between lucidity, consciousness, positive humor and EL. Of course, I already know this, but Joe Biden and his defenders of democracy, are not willing to talk with me. According to those aforementioned researchers, who all unknowingly, have DL, there is no approach to humor that is objectively acceptable or unacceptable. What is presumably funny depends on many different factors including context, mood, beliefs, identity, relationship with the person who is telling the joke, cultural background or lived experience. Naturally, if someone continuously tells us, they are not joking, there is always something up with that.

 

A 2016 study called Pathological Joking that assessed two people with a diagnosis of pathological humor indicates that both individuals exhibited an altered sense of humor, making families and friends uncomfortable. The study also determined that both people had sustained damage to the prefrontal cortex, which is the humor-appreciation center of the brain. In one case damage was due to a  stroke, in the other due to dementia. Depending on the severity of dementia, many people who have developed a dark sense of humor may be unaware of it. I heard, maybe it is just gossip, that one night, Joe Biden was sick and tired of being bossed around by his wife Jill Biden and went by himself to a bar. He put on his dark sunglasses, so no one would recognize him. So, here is this man with dementia, who is walking into this bar and then he spots this pretty lady. He said: so, do I come here often? Not kidding.

 

It is as clear as day – ask Marie Jean-Pierre and she will happily agree with you – that Joe Biden is sides being extremely vital and busy, but has little sense of humor at all, does not really find anything funny, and gives a silly laugh or sneer when totally inappropriate, for instance when his big German shepherd bites one of his security-detail for the fifth-millionth time. Yes, Joe Biden is a classic example of someone, who makes others uncomfortable with his behavior. People give too much attention to Joe Biden’s presumed dementia and should be focusing on his lack of humor, which is a clear sign of his DL.    

 Millionaire Humor,

 

This excellent writing is an appeal to all the world’s millionaires. For once, put your money where your mouth is, get in touch with me and do what you should have already done a long time ago: help me in every way you are capable, to promote Embodied Language (EL). I am not interested in or capable of setting up or running a business, but you are. It is your responsibility to do good to the world with all the money and power you have accumulated. As I have stated, EL is the language individualism, which is direly needed in western democratic countries, which are falling apart, due to unaddressed Disembodied Language (DL), the language of the family, the group or the collective.  

 

If you want your wealth to pay off and not just throw your money down the bottomless pit of some idealistic, but utterly unrealistic goal, come and talk with me and understand, why I need your support and fame, to let everyone know about the EL, the language of individual freedom. Unless EL is acquired and unless you, as well as others, are going to stop all DL, the future looks very grim. DL has no future and to continue with it is like digging our own grave.

 

Although I ask millionaires to invest in EL, I am not interested in their money. The only thing I care about, is for others to make it financially possible for EL to find its way to millions of people. I am not into selling myself, advertising myself, promoting myself, writing a book, giving a lecture, a session or a seminar. I only do what I am capable of and what I like to do. I am only interested in having EL with you and if I would get involved with any of the aforementioned, I would surely again participate in DL and that is simply not what I want to spend my time doing.  

 

I have what it takes, to continue with my EL and that is why I speak and write from my Language Enlightenment (LE). I once had a millionaire, who was interested in promoting my work and who wanted to set me up with a ghost-writer. This was a generous offer, but it turned out, neither he nor the ghost-writer was interested in EL for themselves and so the book never appeared. It will never appear, unless the next ghost-writer and millionaire show interest in having EL for themselves, as I can’t deal with anyone, who doesn’t want to have EL with me.

 

Only millionaires, who are willing to stop their own DL and who are motivated to have EL with me, need to apply. I know, there are only a few people, who will fit this requirement, but I’m just being straightforward about how I operate. I don’t care about any organization, because no organization has ever cared about me. There is no way in which this is ever going to change, as ongoing EL and LE are personal matters. Surely, I am also not going to praise any millionaire for his or her support. They should only do it, if they accept, that I don't do any ass-kissing. I am not asking anyone for any special favor. A bridge needs to be built with the right materials, the design has to be solid and the engineers who build it, must know exactly what they are doing. However, the building and the maintenance of the great bridge of communication, is totally for each of us our own responsibility.  

 

Millionaires are running giant corporations, but, just like everyone else, they engage in DL, day in day out. Certainly, there is always cunningness and ruthlessness involved in being a millionaire, but such trades have to be addressed from the get-go. I make no exceptions for billionaires, as they too, like everyone with DL, will have to do whatever it takes, to get their own head out of their own stinking ass. I am not going to do it. I have no respect for anyone, just because they are wealthy and powerful, but I would like them to become interested in their own EL, as that is the path for EL to spread. Right now, nobody is interested in EL, because everyone with money is only promoting DL and that has to change.

 

I emigrated – legally – from the Netherlands to the United States in 1999 and became a US citizen in 2001. To me, America is, foremostly, still, the land of the opportunity, but to be an individual. Very few people get this crucially important part of the American Dream, that, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, requires ongoing EL, the language of freedom, that is, the language of the conscious individual. America, like other free Western democratic societies, is on the decline, as the insidious group-behavior of our common DL undermines individualism. Being a millionaire only makes sense, if you do something useful with your money and pouring your money down the drain is unintelligent and wasteful. 

 

We often hear people talk about making the world into a better place, but with our stupid DL, millionaires, like everyone else, create only more chaos, conflict, and, yes, unhappiness. It is astonishing to me, that so many philanthropists support all these universities, where students are indoctrinated with DEI and communism and where the authorities tolerate antisemitism, as if it is an important issue of the freedom of speech. Only the difference between DL and EL can address the problems of our so-called communication, which is DL.

 

Millionaires are made, not born. However, we are made to engage in DL, regardless of whether we acquire great wealth, fame or power. We don’t know how to engage in ongoing EL, and we can, therefore, only pretend to have it, with our DL, with our influence, with our dominance, with our ability to change the propaganda narrative. Obviously, EL is not about any of that, as EL isn’t about others, but about ourselves. Who are we to pretend to, influence or dominate, when we are ourselves?

 

I found two good jokes for you. A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married. His friends are jealous and one of them asks how he landed such a hot 23-year-old blond beauty. Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age. His friends are really amazed and asked him what age he told her. He replied: I said I was 87. And, here’s another millionaire joke. A teacher stood in front of the class. She said: take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title: if I were a millionaire. Every student in the class began to write furiously. Everyone but Phillip, who leaned back into his seat, with his arms folded. What is the matter, the teacher asked Phillip, why don’t you begin? Phillip replied: I’m waiting for my secretary. I have two questions for the few millionaires, who hopefully read this. Are you old enough yet, to acknowledge, that your DL is as much façade, as the slimy DL of those, who envy you for your money? Whenever I tell people my name is Maximus, they always ask me: do you go by Max? You, my dear millionaire, may call me Phillip. I look forward to hearing from you.