Real,

 

Dictators and regimes are always against humor because they can't stand it when people say what is really true. We laugh because someone says something that is usually not said, because it should not be said. If we are getting real, there is still something to laugh about, but laughter is not for the faint-hearted or for narrow-minded, fearful, whiny little souls.

 

Everyone knows, somewhere, that there never was, of course, such a thing as a soul, therefore, there is also absolutely nothing to laugh about for the attention-seeking, tiring, shouty, pushy, supposedly honest or liberated great souls. Only someone, a real human being, who knows and dares to stand his own ground - even though we are inundated with nonsense, which we are told to respect - can really laugh, as only he or she will never talk about anything, which prevents him or her from laughing.

 

Someone who knows the real deal about laughter, knows for sure that it is only about whether he or she can laugh, but not, whether others can laugh at him or her. Because he or she continues to pursue something funny, he or she can continue to laugh, even when there is nothing else for others to laugh about. What most of the annoying, angry, miserable, dull, depressed, confused, arrogant people - who can't laugh - will probably never learn is, that the less there is to laugh about, the greater the pleasure of laughter becomes, if one succeeds in rising above the deadly seriousness. Laughter becomes more attractive, the scarcer it is and he or she who still knows how to laugh naturally benefits from this.

 

It doesn't really matter to me, 

that others can't laugh about

my humor, because I laugh 

at myself and of course I 

laugh at the fact, I can do 

something that others cannot. 

You too could laugh at 

yourself and if you did,

 you would always have 

something to laugh about, 

but you only want to laugh 

at others and that means 

you are missing out 

on all the fun. 

For you, laughing at others

 is more important than

 laughing about yourself,

 because the other person 

can make you forget 

yourself, for a moment. 

You can continue to do

 that, but I maintain, that

 there is nothing as nice, 

funny and pleasant, as 

laughing about yourself. 

Also, laughing with and 

by yourself has nothing 

to do with forgetting 

yourself, because it reminds

 you, that there is actually 

nothing else to do but to 

have fun, even if your 

whole life is a meaningless, 

awful, incomprehensible

 trail of tears. 

You have been sad, 

disappointed, fanatical, 

furious, desperate, hopeless 

or vengeful so many times, 

but you have hardly ever 

taken yourself with a pinch 

of salt and laughed, even

 though that would actually

 be the most appropriate 

attitude. Now that I'm talking

 about your negative attitude,

 why do you keep expecting

 – and demanding – others to

 make you laugh, while you 

will fail to do so, in advance,

 because, presumably, you 

could never laugh at yourself?

What kind of nonsense is 

this, that you should be 

relieved from your duty 

to laugh, because of your

 ridiculous fight, your drama, 

your chaos, your failure 

and the result of your 

behavior and your rigid 

belief, in the lies about 

who you claim to be? You

 heard me. In your life, it 

is your job, whether you 

believe it or not, to laugh 

about yourself. You haven't

 laughed - at yourself - long

 enough, to fully realize, 

that it is no longer permissible,

 for you, to refuse to laugh 

about yourself. You are 

literally faced with an 

unavoidable dilemma: 

either you really laugh 

at yourself, or you’ll lose

 your ability to laugh 

forever. Quite likely, 

you have lost it already.  

 

You can't ignore the dreadful 

fact, others couldn't really 

manage to make you laugh.

 It's over for good, with 

so-called humor, boring 

entertainment and all that

stupid blabbering and 

ridiculous ranting, all that

 moaning and swearing. 

It was never of any use to

 you anyway. You fooled 

yourself into believing 

you appreciate laughter, 

because someone yanked 

some sort gurgling response

 from you, which wasn’t 

real laughter, but you, choking 

on your predictable stubbornness.

 Admit it, for you there is 

nothing to laugh about and

 you can't laugh, because 

you don't really want to. 

You've never acknowledged

this before, but I have and 

I have laughed about it all along. 

You've never really been 

able to laugh at yourself 

because you've been 

conditioned, to only enjoy

 or appreciate something, 

when it has nothing to do 

with you. And, don't tell me, 

with your nonsense, that you

 ever learned anything, from

 that so-called crazy humor, 

from those who would have

 made you laugh. They may

 have given you the 

impression, it was you, 

who decided it was funny

 or hilarious, but it was 

never you. You have always, 

slavishly, only done what 

you were told and what 

was expected from you. 

In other words, you have

 always laughed only on

 command, but I don’t 

expect you to laugh. 

Naturally, the stand-up 

comedian, the clown, the

 humorist, was no more 

able to laugh at himself 

than you, that is why he 

or she continued to only 

concern himself or herself 

with you or with others, 

because he or she too, 

in this way, could avoid 

himself or herself. Our fun

 is a gigantic conspiracy, 

which hides a traumatic, 

violent, obsessive, addictive,

repetitive horrendous reality.

By laughing at yourself, 

you pull off the wet blanket

of laughing at someone else

and you finally become 

sensitive and mature.

 

Few people know maturity 

implies sensitivity. It was 

always your insensitivity, 

to your language, which 

rendered you virtually

incapable of laughing 

at yourself. And, it was

always this unconsciousness,

which made you mistake 

this bluntness for humor. 

Supposedly, it was okay 

for you, to demand 

others to please you, 

with straightforwardness, 

because the truth was 

that you had already

given up on yourself. 

I've actually heard myself 

laughing at who I am and 

I'm convinced, I'm much 

more fun than anyone else, 

because I don't hold back. 

It's so nice, to be able to 

laugh at myself, even 

writing about it, as I do

 now, is something that 

gives me great pleasure. 

I am writing this with 

the prospect, that I will

 read it out loud and 

am already looking 

forward to that. I will

 read it to myself - without

any audience - and then 

I put it on my You Tube 

channel. Anyone who 

wants to hear it, might 

start laughing at themselves..