Ha-Ha,

 

You can’t laugh, you aren’t going to laugh, it isn’t possible for you to laugh, with your Disembodied Language (DL). If you want to laugh – of course, you want to laugh – you’ve got to stop your DL. How do you do that? You’ve got to admit, you have it. Yes, you have a language, that doesn’t, that can’t make you laugh. Why do you want to laugh? It’s because you know, there is another language, which makes you laugh. Do you have that language? Obviously, you don’t. Not somebody else, but you must have that laughter language. I have Embodied Language (EL) and, ha-ha, I’m having such fun writing this.

 

You too, need to have EL, to be able to laugh. Why do you want me, to have that funny language for you? Ha-ha, with your dull DL, you can’t even laugh with me, about my EL. It’s sad, for you, but for me, it’s hilarious. You always want me or someone else to be funny, because you don’t have that enjoyable language yourself. You can’t enjoy yourself. Neither can those, who claim to have that elusive language of humor. They merely pretend to be funny and you play along with them, because it is enough for you, to be distracted, by anyone, from your own boring,  miserable, pitiful, troubling, confusing language.

 

I don’t laugh at any comedian, because they aren’t funny. I don’t have any burdensome DL, from which I need to be distracted. However, it isn’t fun, to be entertained or distracted, as you will be back to square one, after the so-called fun is done. Ha-ha, it wasn’t funny anyway, as you haven’t changed at all. Real fun changes you, yes, but, if it didn’t change you, what was it? The language, that has always overwhelmed you – which caught you off guard, which you, sheepishly and unconsciously, allowed to be forced on you, push you around, to turn things upside-down and inside-out – didn’t affect how you use your own language. To the contrary, it made you even deeper entrenched in your shallow, dumb DL.  

 

In one way or another, the comedian – but also, of course, the politician, the priest, the philosopher, the actor or the writer – is basically always saying: ha-ha, my language is more important than yours, is better than yours, is more meaningful than yours, is more truthful than yours. Ha-ha, I am funny, but you are not. What is accepted and revered, with DL, as humor, is arrogant and abusive. The language that is truly funny, is never better than yours, as it is yours. And, unless you have that language, you can’t laugh.

 

Ha-ha, you didn’t laugh, you couldn’t laugh, because you didn’t have the language – and the guts to have that language – to do it, but you believed others had that very special language, that elixir of happiness, that could make you laugh. Now that you read my words, you should know, you do have that language yourself. Moreover, you must have that language, as you don’t want to waste any more time, listening to someone, who is, supposedly, funny, because you now want to hear your own damn-funny words.

 

Start by saying something to yourself and if it isn’t funny, be upfront and honest about it. Why should you laugh, if it isn’t funny? Ha-ha, you can’t. You should reject it immediately. Why do you keep busy with something which isn’t funny? You get rid of it by saying, you don’t like it, you don’t want it, you don’t enjoy it, you don’t need it and you will not give up, until you have heard something, which pleases you and tickles your so-called funny-bone.  

 

You will hear it, you will feel it and anyone will can hear it. Ha-ha, you are funny. You’re really having fun with your own language and you’re not even saying anything funny. This has never happened, as nobody ever told you about this, but the funny thing is, you never told yourself about it either. Your EL is so funny to you, because it expresses your Language Enlightenment (LE). You could never express your LE with DL, because in DL, you keep listening to and condoning your own humorless words. Ha-ha, it had to be stopped, by you. You had to call yourself on it, by saying: wait a minute, this isn’t funny at all, this is not how I want to use my language. They say, the child got thrown out with the bathwater, but it’s humor, which – in DL – gets thrown out every time you open your mouth. You’ve lost your sense of humor because of how you talk. Ha-ha, you want it back and you need it. Without humor your language is dead and, although you use your language every day, you know it is getting in the way of what you really wanted to say. If you don’t abandon it, DL is going to continue and making you more depressed.

 

There is nothing to laugh about with your usual, heavy, deadening, effortful, horrible-sounding DL. Ha-ha, you’re really killing it. You may not actually commit suicide, but all your self-defeating behaviors are, in essence, suicidal. Why not just be practical and get rid of your negative language? Of course, you can do that, but you haven’t, that’s why you can’t laugh. Of course, you can laugh, after you have thrown away your DL. Considering this possibility, is already making you feel lighter, than stubbornly pretending, it isn’t necessary and that you don’t even have any say in it. Ha-ha, you don’t need to be become less, but more judgmental about yourself, because you are not funny and you know it.